ok.. just close your eyes.. sip that alcopop (slowly) and imagine your lying on a beach in Barbados with the warm breeze on your face listening to the sound of the sea gently flowing in and out... oh and saddos back home still making crank phone calls from their cheap mobiles with a cheap beer in one hand and the remote in the other wearing nothing but 10 day old pants and 8 days of growth... oh wait.. that's me.. 