SoS, it is a parallel reality where the ramping team exist...the word 'strange' just doesn't do them justice!
Hello Ted, how are you doing? I'm still waiting for the "knock" 
perhaps they've been delayed by the floods? 
No wonder few here are prepared to engage you in conversation MA...it really wasn't a difficult question. I've tried once again to talk to you, but I just get no sense from you. Back to ignoring your dross I'm afraid
MA, I know your three years here have been very "painful" and I feel for you, I really do. So tell me, what is your average?
MA, I've answered you...why not answer me? That is how a conversation is supposed to work.
MA, yes I'd be brilliant. Are you going to answer my question now for a change?
Thanks MA, are you just sticking to one posting name today? Or has Dan retired your 'rolex' identity?